I’m 15 so it isn’t like I’m a perv or anything weird. I begged my mom to take me to the video game store which she did but then she had to stop at the dollar store to get tampons, rubber bands, and hemorrhoid creme. While we were there we saw my crush with her older sister. I made a comment about it being weird that women use a cream opn their nipples, which I saw in the hemorroid aisle, and she explained why they use it and when I said breastfeeding was gross, she loudy stated, "well, you were breastfed and I’m glad I did it ‘cuz it made you a healthier baby." She heard and laughed out loud. Also, why don’t I remember sucking on my mom’s boobs as a baby? Do you think mom is lying to me? How to live this down to my crush before school starts next month?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did "cured" ham actually have?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Do hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Did you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?

Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

Did you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?

Why is it that our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your……well, you know…?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did "cured" ham actually have?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Do hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Did you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?

Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

Did you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?

Why is it that our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your……well, you know…?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?

i was constipated today and when i was in the bathroom my hemorrhoid ruptured and well now it hurts to sit and just feels like there a fire. I don’t want to go to the doctor because he sent me to a specialist and the guy said they were going to put rubber bands on it and i said i didn’t want that and left and i dont want to tell my doctor i didn’t want to do it. Does anyone know any creams that will stop the pain…i tried preparation h but it just burns more. Can i put st ives lotion?
i don’t want to see the doctor because hes gonna get mad at me cause i didnt do the rubber band treatment

has anyone ever had hemorrhoid rubber band ligation where the rubber bands come off like 8 hours later and if your in excruciating pain from the surgery how long will the pain last it has been 3 days he talked to his Dr today and all they pretty much said was oh well it happens and told him they could do the procedure again but he woke up 2o minutes into it and felt the pretty much tthe whole thing he was screaming in pain he herd the nurse say i don’t thik he’s out and he herd the dr say we’ll just hurry so he will not have it done again wich i wouldn’t either so i was just wondering has any one else ever had or herd of anyone having ther rubber bands coming off like 8 hours later thanks for everyones answers :):)