i have hemorrhoids. i’ve heard that it sometimes can cause colon polyps or is related to it. my hemorrhoid is not bleeding. i have it for three years and it never bleed. my feces is thin. can i have colon polyps?
how long does a colon polyps turn cancerous?

by the way what are the cures for external hemorrhoids in children? thanks.
i’m 12 (13 tomorrow) and when I was in the shower last night i washed my butt and i felt a bump. the night before my butt was really itchy, and i mean my anus. not inside or on the skin. last night it got itchy again after i got out of the shower so i told my mom and she gave me some cortisone cream. i put it on and it helped a little bit. i also have been VERY constipated lately, so constipated that whenever i bend over i can feel gas and poop. i can’t fart at all. the last time i pooped it hurt SO BAD when i was done, i couldn’t walk straight or anything. my mom says it’s hemorrhoids. i have had rectal bleeding and constipation for a long time but it hasn’t been serious and it goes away usually after i take a laxative. but recently it’s been soooo bad. i haven’t tried taking a laxative though. and i really don’t want to go to a doctor because i don’t want anybody poking around down there. my mom told me that she has hemorrhoids and that it is most likely genetic. but i’m reeeeally worried. i feel very slow and when i bend over i can practically feel built-up gas and feces poking me. also, i occasionally get sharp quick pains on my anus. i am really scared that it’s pinworms but i don’t think so because all of my signs point to external hemorrhoids.
what do you think?
(by the way i can still eat and stuff)
also the last time i pooped (about 2 days ago) i wiped and i saw this weird brownish red lump. it MIGHT have been poop with a little blood on it though. i’m kind of scared and i really don’t want to go to the doctor. i will probably have to anyways though, but do you have any advice other than going to the doctor?
james, i’m not a retard.
Melissa, i’m really scared of having a doctor look inside my butt. also, i don’t want them to tie off the hemorrhoids! it sounds like i have external and internal though. i sometimes find streaks of red on the toilet paper. but i’m a virgin so i’m not pregnant and i’m only like 95 lbs (but i have a bit of a beer belly)
i have been slacking off lately…i heard it could be caused by inactivity….i’m kind of scared.

i dont have blood or mucous discharge but after pooping, my butt itches, it sometimes burns and i feel pins and needle type of pain..after a bowel movement there is some leakage of feces, that is a symptom of hemorrhoid according to mayoclinic..i want to know if hemorrhoid can be cured without surgery? If so, which medicine is the best? I dont want to temporary relief, i want to get rid of hemorrhoids completely..and is there any bad effect of medicine, if i dont have hemorrhoids, if something else is causing the discomfort?

My apartment complex told me about a month ago that they had received complaints about me and my boyfriend not picking up after our dog. I laughed and said this was impossible, but had a talk with the management to discuss it anyway. I explained that I could only think of two reasons why anyone would make such a complaint: 1. because there are large piles of waste in the yard right outside of our porch (which is fully enclosed) or 2. because often times we take Pugsy back into the apartment and then one of us goes immediately back out to pick up her waste. (We do this because she has allergies and being outside makes her itch, so sometimes walking her all the way across the complex to the trash can to throw the waste away makes her itch really bad.) The management thought it was probably due to the waste outside of our porch, and agreed that it was much too large to have come from a 20 pound pug. I continued to assure them that neither I nor my boyfriend would ever leave her waste out, especially because I was a vet tech for 2 years and saw way too many animals sick from feces to ever contribute to the problem. My boyfriend is the most conscientious person I know and is anal about picking up her waste even more so than I am. We never heard anything more until today, when I came home to find a fine for hanging on our door. It said that there were "numerous complaints" against us for not picking up our animal’s waste and thus we were being fined.

Naturally, I am livid. I understand that they are trying to follow policy, but how can they fine me if it is literally impossible for there to be any proof that I am not picking up her waste? The only thing I can think is that someone either: 1)sees her poop and then us take her inside (but if they looked outside for literally 30 seconds longer they would see us back there picking it up) or 2)hates us and wants to get us in trouble. I’m so upset because this just seems so unjust!! I can’t talk to the apartment management in person until Saturday because they have short hours and I have class all day tomorrow and Friday. Has anyone else dealt with anything like this? What should I do??
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Ok, for the person who told me to "get real"? I have a veterinary order for Pugsy not to be outside any longer than necessary. Her allergies are literally THAT bad. And the complaint isn’t the problem; I really don’t care if someone THINKS they see me leaving dog poop. The end fact is that I’m not, thus there is no physical proof. Why are you on a message board used to help people if you are only going to give out condescending and rude answers?

i dont have blood or mucous discharge but after pooping, my butt itches, it sometimes burns and i feel pins and needle type of pain..after a bowel movement there is some leakage of feces, that is a symptom of hemorrhoid according to mayoclinic..i want to know if hemorrhoid can be cured without surgery? If so, which medicine is the best? I dont want to temporary relief, i want to get rid of hemorrhoids completely..and is there any bad effect of medicine, if i dont have hemorrhoids, if something else is causing the discomfort?