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These are the lyrics to a gore death metal song. Could this medical condition actually occur?

Wart-encrusted sebaceous growths
Pustulating, bleeding piles are what I boast
Scabby and blistered pectoral skin flakes away
As my crushed bowels evacuate much to my dismay…

Faecal tripe - take the bite
Urinary swill - take your fill

Squeeze out the pus, perforate the rash
Munch the mouldy scabs, lick the septic gash…
Eroded crispy bowels, corrosive putrid breath
Collapsing, slushy lungs, my diaphragm pickled in meths…

Renal ulcerations, faecal gurgitations
Costive crepitations, complete anal disgorgement…
Disinterring organs, pus, urine and sewage
Thrust into your naval, to soak up ascitic fluids…

An abrasive concoction is formed in my throat
Methylated bile, jaundiced kidneys bloat
Tumorous stomach, coughing up gall
The thorax infected with furuncles and boils…

The sight of by abdomen, shrivelling and gurgling
The reek of my bloody pleura, stagnating and curdling
Cynical and sarcastic, my fetid sense of tumour
Clinical and gastric, I imbibe my own vitreous humour…

Soiled prostatic prolapse
Ruptured hernia rips your groun
Your mouth forced wide open
As you’re made to chew on your haemorrhoids…
Gnawing my appendix, enteric organs glistening
Acholial fluids, coagulating and thickening

Weakened, cirrhosised liver, pumping out sludge
Of pediculosal faeces, sanguineous bile and crud…

Avulsion of salted tonsils
Gavaged with a spoon
Your scrotal sac torn open
And stuffed with ano-genital grume…

Post the lyrics.
I like this one (By Carcass):

Wart-encrusted sebaceous growths
Pustulating, bleeding piles are what I boast
Scabby and blistered pectoral skin flakes away
As my crushed bowels evacuate much to my dismay…

Faecal tripe - take the bite
Urinary swill - take your fill

Squeeze out the pus, perforate the rash
Munch the mouldy scabs, lick the septic gash…
Eroded crispy bowels, corrosive putrid breath
Collapsing, slushy lungs, my diaphragm pickled in meths…

Renal ulcerations, faecal gurgitations
Costive crepitations, complete anal disgorgement…
Disinterring organs, pus, urine and sewage
Thrust into your naval, to soak up ascitic fluids…

An abrasive concoction is formed in my throat
Methylated bile, jaundiced kidneys bloat
Tumorous stomach, coughing up gall
The thorax infected with furuncles and boils…

The sight of by abdomen, shrivelling and gurgling
The reek of my bloody pleura, stagnating and curdling
Cynical and sarcastic, my fetid sense of tumour
Clinical and gastric, I imbibe my own vitreous humour…

Soiled prostatic prolapse
Ruptured hernia rips your groun
Your mouth forced wide open
As you’re made to chew on your haemorrhoids…
Gnawing my appendix, enteric organs glistening
Acholial fluids, coagulating and thickening

Weakened, cirrhosised liver, pumping out sludge
Of pediculosal faeces, sanguineous bile and crud…

Avulsion of salted tonsils
Gavaged with a spoon
Your scrotal sac torn open
And stuffed with ano-genital grume…

Carcass pwns!!! \m/

My boyfriend has a huge hemorrhoid that is blocking his hole(ya know the hole) and he can’t pass his bowels because of it. What will help? Is it time for him to see a doctor?

My 70 year old father had surgery for bowel cancer 2 weeks ago, he is still in hospital, still feels very ill and still has no control over his bowels, it took 3 days for his bowel to start working properly and now he has no idea when he is going to the toilet, he is going around 7 times in 24 hours. is this normal, how long if ever will he be back to normal……….

Does the lining of arteries have anything that plaque can grab a foothold on and begin building up? I don’t believe these stories about people having gunk built up in their bowels for several years. I’m not familiar with anatomy, but I think the bowels have a mucus lining that nothing can stick to. Anyone know what the difference is?

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