It’s causing me to have hot, smelly gas. It’s like a stream of bubbles once it starts – one after another after another. This can get embarassing. What can be done?

my brother has hemorrhoids were not sure if there internal or external yet because we havent been to a doctor because were both under 18 and he doesnt want mom to find out please help us thank you

I didn’t know about hemorrhoids till a few days ago when I did some research on the internet. But I think I have an internal hemorrhoid. I don’t have any itching or discomfort but when I have a bowel movement, it hurts and it bleeds. I recently purchased a suppository and a stool softener pill. Please help. How can I get rid of this Hemorrhoid?

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to 00? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it’ll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them!
If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I’ve seen all the ‘send this to 50 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being’ forwards about 90 times. I don’t fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it’s your own unpopularity.

THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
Make a wish!!!
Keep Scrolling
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No, really, go on and make one!!!
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Oh please, they’ll never go out with you!!!
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Wish something else!!!
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Not that, you pervert!!
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Wasn’t that fun?
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Hope you made a great wish
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Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do.
First of all, if you don’t send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.
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It’s true! Because, THIS letter isn’t like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes:
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*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
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*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
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*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
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*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!!

Chain Letter Type 2
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Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy’s life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
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Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5people in the next 47 seconds.
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Oh, and a reminder – if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
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Thanks again!!
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Chain Letter Type 3
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Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.
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So this is how it works… Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
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*Bizarre Horror Story #1

I am displaying all of the symptoms of Bowel Cancer but I’m only 15. My Mother was diagnosed with IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) a couple of years ago and I’ve heard that its hereditary. The only thing is I have researched on the Internet and most sites say that bleeding from the rectum is not a symptom of IBS, but this is one of my smptoms.
My symptoms include:
* A change in bowel habits
* Diarrhea, constipation or feeling that the bowel does not empty completely
* A lot of blood, either bright red or very dark in the stool
* General abdominal discomfort such as frequent gas pains, bloating, fullness or cramps
* Weight loss with no known reason
* Constant tiredness
I am also very Anaemic and have Depression.
Please help me.