This hemorrhoid is really a nasty thing and painful. Please help me solve my problem. What is the best hemorrhoid treatment?

1) A person’s blood has high cholecystokinin levels. What does this tell you about the presence or absence of chyme in the small intestine?

2) Some pathogenic bacteria in food can survive the stomach and small intestine, reaching the large intestine. There, they attack the lining of the colon. This irritates the colon, and goblet cells in the colon are stimulated to produce more mucus. This extra mucus can inhibit water absorption through the colon. What common digestive abnormality does this cause?

So after I take a dump I take a shower and when I wash my butt hole with hott water I get a stinging sensation that lasts for a second or two. I’m wondering whether this is normal or if its a symptom of a hemorrhoid or anal fissure.
This happens to me all the time though…

I used to slightly bleed during a bowl movement and after sugery, they found out that i have internal hemorrhoids. I started taking metamucil to soften my stool and it has been working for me very well. And now the bleeding is coming back again….dunno know why. I work out to keep healthy always drink a lot of water. Never been pregnant and still pretty young. Does anyone know what could be aggravating my situation?

Painful,you would not believe it. Now, experts, what do I do? How? When? I have named him/her Igor(a). He/she is a few days old. What is the lifespan? What do I feed it? How do I get it to leave home? Hurry, please help? NOW!!