Hello everybody.

I’m a career IT type person who’s become fed up with both his job (network admin) and the overall industry. I have a better-than-good grasp on math and am quite skilled with documentation/technical writing. I’ve been called "anal retentive" "over zealous" and "obsessive" when it comes to details. I don’t like loose ends. I don’t leave work half finished and I’m not shy about staying up past the wee (and some times not so wee) hours to make things right. But, more often I’m being treated as an expense, rather than an asset by (ironically) accountant and HR types. And, well…I’m not feeling too secure about my employment. But, that’s another story.

I’ve had it… I’m not going back, and I want something better.

Fortunately, I do have the free time and money that will enable me to return to school. At the moment, I have a technologist’s diploma, but plan to earn a bachelor’s degree in business administration (accounting) and will take full advantage of any internships/co-op/summer work that I can get.

As far as the future goes…I’m not really set on private or public work. I’ll take the work where I can get it. I know it’s going to be competitive. I’m prepared to sell myself. But, I have some specific concerns and would appreciate any feedback.

- As a newly minted CA (chartered accountant) what kind of job prospects can I hope for?

- I will be 34-36 years old by the time I’m through with the education, accreditation. Will this hurt me? Is there any kind of age bias I should be aware of?

- I understand that a background in accounting is looked upon favorably when a person is trying to cross fields. I’ve always been interested in financial research and analysis, but am wary of taking the "finance" route for my degree. There seems to be about a billion primadonna, wall street wannabe finance grads out there with eyes on the same job.

I dunno, guys. There are a lot of options out there and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed. I want to have a new skill set that’s practical, marketable and appreciated. Something that will get me in the door to more than just one specific role. I want a little more respect, and a little more mobility in my work. I’ve always been that guy in the back room with the desk piled high with….whatever. I can handle the workload. It just has to be….different.

So? What do you guys think? Am I viable in this job? Do my demands sound reasonable?

While I was staying at my grandparents’ house, my cousin invited me to come over to hang out and play video games because he knew I would be bored. I’m 15 so I can’t drive so he came to pick me up. He is 23 and a few months after graduating college he moved into a halfway decent house provided by the old man he is currently in a farming partnership with. At first, we just played video games. I suck at video games but I still had fun. After about a half hour he got up to go to the bathroom and when he came back, he had his shirt off complaining about the "damn overactive furnace". After a few games he asked if I minded if he stripped to his boxers. I didn’t care and I did the same, I felt comfortable with him and it was pretty hot in there. Shirt and pants in a pile on the floor, I plopped back onto the couch next to him. He had a big smirk on his face. I asked what was wrong and he replied "I think it’s time to teach you the facts of life." I’m an only child so I had no brothers to teach me about masturbation and such. He has no siblings either, and he wanted to be there for me because he said he wished someone could have been there for him. We talked about sex and he offered to give me some masturbation tips. I’ve been masturbating for years but of course Im open for new techniques and advice. We both took off our boxers and he provided lube and showed me some stuff. He told me about the stuff he’s done with his fiancee and asked what I’ve done with my girlfriend. I haven’t done anything with my girlfriend, because I’m afraid to get her pregnant, plus I think we are too young. When my cousin heard this, he complimented my decisions and then he offered to "relieve pressure" by sucking my dick. I let him and it felt great. He spit the semen back on my cock and jerked me off until I came again. He got up to go clean off, but I grabbed him by the elbow and asked where he was going. I wanted to return the favor. I sucked and jerked him. He had a bigger penis than me because he is fully grown. It tasted weird but I gnored it and kept going. He had nice smooth balls,as his fiancee had shaved them. It was fun and I didn’t feel guilty like I do after watching porn sometimes. I’m not gay because I would never do this with any other man. I look forward to our next meeting (still unplanned) Because it is a good way to relax and relieve sexual desires towards my girlfriend. I feel safe and trust him not to do anything stupid and hurt me. I know to stay away and tell an adult if he does try to hurt me, no matter how embarrassing it can be. Should I keep doing it? Any advice? Is this considered incest, even if we aren’t going as far as to sleep together or do any nasty anal stuff? Thanks in advance!

I’m thinking of getting FIOS, but I’ve got a major issue…I absolutely REFUSE to allow installers in my house for more than is necessary. I have many personal reasons for this, ranging from not wanting installers looking at my junk to the fact that the last time I had to have a satellite installer in the house, they didn’t know what they were doing, connected everything wrong and in fact damaged some of my equipment (not to mention an improper dish-mounting caused roof damage). Generally, for the sat installers, we come to an agreement that I can go get the boxes hooked up to the TV’s and the coax drops while they do the dish alignment…this satisfies me not wanting people screwing with my AV setups not to mention one of my TV’s is basically in a big pile of mess and I’m the only person who knows how to navigate and balance to hook it up. The nasty work is already done for them…all my coax lines are single runs from each room with a TV to a central location and there’s already coax running outside. If the installer would let me hook up at least the one difficult to get to TV (plus I got a bunch of stuff lying about I don’t want people seeing) I could live with that…although I could get all the boxes pre-wired and ready to go while they spend all their time connecting the actual fiber.

The other concern I’ve seen from watching a FIOS install is the internet portion. If you think I sound anal about my AV/Home Theater setup…I don’t even let members of my family use my computer…and I’m sure as hell not going to let a bunch of stuff get installed that…to my knowledge, I don’t need. How much of a hinder is that going to put on the process? Will the installer, realizing that I’m a former sat TV/comm installer and more than capable of doing his job let me make his job easier or do they have a strict hands-off install policy…because unless the installer can meet my requirements, I won’t even bother getting Fios.

Any one out there have any similar expierence? Any installers have any additional information that might help?

He and I had been getting very friendly, and just as it looked like everything was getting cracking he hopped out of bed and started folding each of his garments and placing them on a chair. Even his socks, which were not clean. It made me feel cheap, really, because I thought, “Jesus am I that unexciting that the man is thinking about his orderliness instead of tearing my knickers off with his teeth. What a passion killer”. So I picked up my clothes, which were not at all in a neat pile, but were in a path from the bed to the landing and shoved them back on and went. He didn’t get it though. I said “I will not shag a man who would rather fold his clothes up than do me, that is just rude, and quite weird like an obsessive compulsive. And I have gone off the idea altogether now”. He said I was a female dog, the anal sphincter muscle, so I reckon I was well out of that one. Would you fold your clothes up before sex?

Every last one of you! I hope you fall into a pile of Delicious chocochoco pudding! Poop in my rectum. Ouch, it burns. Anal rim anyone?