What disease did "cured" ham actually have?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? Because their rushing!

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV? I’m never on tv and I’m never in a movie?

Do hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites? Yep

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? They do :O. Technically money does grow on trees cause money is made out of paper and paper is made out of a tree.

Did you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated? kool

Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor? ?

Did you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds? haha

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? ?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? I really don’t know.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? ?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? lol

Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yep I knew that ages ago when I played that song on a piano

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? I didn’t

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"? hehe

Why is it that our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing? wha?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" LOL

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Really? I don’t. I pay to look at the sky.

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat? good point

Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world? serious?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? -10 degrees??

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? I have no idea.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? lol

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? I like to press em hard

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your……well, you know…? lololololol

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Really? I’ve never tried that.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to? ???