Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did "cured" ham actually have?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Do hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Did you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?

Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

Did you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?

Why is it that our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your……well, you know…?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?

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